Gloves that can translate sign language into speech/text

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!
Coworker: nice day out huh?
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

wheres the fucking vide
here’s the video https://twitter.com/stevelikescups/status/964622725833670656
teacher: write about who you are and your identity!
me: my what
Put this video on my grave
Omg
It’s back
😭
Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on?
Universities:
the older i get the more likely i am to put a relevant emoji at the end of my texts
its soup time 🥣
Mean Girls (2004)
Dir. Mark Waters